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While many will scoff at the factory line slickness of the whole exercise — exemplified by the inclusion of Silent Night as Christmas approaches — it’s hard not to feel a little uplifted by Boyle’s dizzying ascent to fame.
In just seven months, the 48-year-old has gone from being a church helper in a small village to one of the most hyped and debated newcomers in showbusiness following her stint on Britain’s Got Talent.
The I Dreamed A Dream song selection is as safe as houses, as we have come to expect from a Simon Cowell protégé — plucking stone cold classics from genres including musical theatre, lounge bar, rock, Christian hymn, pop and folk.
Daydream Believer is a standout, with a tender sense of pathos giving the Monkees tune a whole new lease of life as a minimalistic slow number.
Faring less well is Amazing Grace, a drab cover of a song which is already mercilessly ubiquitous. No one needs another version, especially one which takes no real chances to be different from the thousands which have preceded it. Who I Was Born to Be, the album’s one original composition, should appeal to fans. It’s essentially Boyle’s story boiled down into a four-minute piano pop ballad, complete with the mandatory swelling strings to polish the triumphant tone. Think You’ll Never Walk Alone, only a lot less rousing. The title track succeeds as one would have expected, evoking memories of the singer’s first breathtaking BGT audition which turned a hostile audience into simpering pussycats.
Finally, the album’s lead single Wild Horses treats the Rolling Stones original in much the same way as Leona Lewis’ cover of Snow Patrol’s Run — giving a sturdy stadium rock song the full-on diva treatment.
The strength of I Dreamed A Dream is also its weakness. By appealing to as broad a spectrum as possible, the album will undoubtedly continue to set sales records across the world.
Despite Boyle’s likeability, however, the whole thing emerges as a lukewarm testament to an undeniably talented vocalist.
RATING: 6 out of 10
Choice picks: Daydream Believer, I Dreamed A Dream, Wild Horses
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