Masala mix: Mallika has us foxed

It’s a dress…

No, it’s a gladiator…

Oh, it’s Mallika Sherawat!

After seeing Mallika donning this ‘hey view my lingerie’ outfit for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds starring Brad Pitt in LA, we are at a loss for words. Mallika gloriously twitted that she was going to the premiere of the movie and considered wearing something scandalous

We analyse what might be Mallika’s intention behind wearing this dress be…

Mallika might be trying to steal Angelina Jolie’s thunder as the actress walked in wearing a leather frock with hubby Brad Pitt.

She could be hinting to Quentin Tarantino that she is available if he plans to make another Kill Bill series.

Maybe Mallika was trying to make a point that she had arrived in Los Angeles. She definitely feels this outfit would give her more media coverage than what she got when a milkshake was named after her or after receiving an honorary citizenship in LA.

She was trying to promote her ‘Hollywood’ flick Hisss directed by Jennifer Lynch co-starring Irrfan Khan. It portrays Mallika as a snake woman and reportedly, she went nude for the movie. So is she giving the audience a glimpse of what awaits them?

She’s giving PETA a cue as to whom to select for their next nude campaign. And if they aren’t yet convinced, she is also seen donning a lettuce bikini in Hisss.

And our final guess… She wants to prove that she can outdo Freida Pinto (who just had four scenes to her credit in Slumdog Millionaire) and earn the title of a better import from India!