Basement bargain

Apparently for London director Danny Dyer, showing up for your own film premiere is a bit too much to ask.

The 33-year-old director cited a ‘cold’ as the reason for missing the red carpet launch of his new horror flick Basement. But lets face it; even the bevy of buxom D-list airheads who managed to make it for the launch couldn’t help the film from flopping.

The movie revolves around five people who inadvertently enter an underground base but run into a pseudo nightmare scenario. For many, the real nightmare was sitting through the entire premiere.

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